TOP > 嵐のケンジ誕生日会！第１話『腹が張っとる～！！』
さる２００６年１２月２２日、LEVEL６担当モデルKENJIの誕生日会が
おごそかにとりおこなわれました。
当初の予定では、
『大人数で値段は高いが味もピカイチの焼肉屋で盛り上がろう！！』
的な計画をたてていたのですが、自分の性格上（オーナーの強権発動により）
このクソ忙しい時期にそんな余裕もお金もないということで、
『少人数で値段は安いが味も安い焼肉屋でしっぽりやろう。』
的な計画に、その日急遽変更！（´∀｀∩）ｲｴｽ!
人数も予定の７人から３人に、大幅削減！（´∀｀∩）ｲｴｽ! ｲｴｽ!!
『そんな大人数でいったら仕切るのもめんどくさいし、お金もかかって大変です。』
まぁ、それでも誕生日会なんてそうそうできないので、日頃の感謝の意味も込めて
モデルのケンジと、カメラマン（実は看板屋）の米田さんと、オーナーの自分で、
お祝いをしてやろうじゃないかということで仕事終わりのＰＭ０８：３０に
夜の街にくりだしました！現場に到着するやいなやオーナー権限でメニューを強奪し、
自分の食べたいものだけをさっさ頼みオーダーストップ！あっけにとられる二人をしりめに、
乾杯に必要なアルコールを２人分だけ頼み、自分は店員に『水』を要求！！
（店員）『えっ？』
一瞬、戸惑いを見せた店員も無視し、あっけにとられた表情をする２人もさらに無視し、
（オーナーユウジ）『大ごはん１つ！』
（ケンジ）『えっえっ？』（米田さん）『えっえっ？』
さらにあっけにとられた表情をする２人を再び無視し、
なにごともなかったかのような仏頂面でさらに
（オーナーユウジ）『ガンバ～イ！！』
と、ケンジの誕生日会を無理やりスタートさせました！！
しかも自分は当たり前のごとく水で。
図１:引きつった表情が印象的なモデルケンジの乾杯後のワンシーン。
自分は晩ゴハンとして、食べるき満々だったのでノー問題！がっしかし、事もあろうに
カメラマンの米田さんは焼肉屋に行く事を、分かっていたにもかかわらず晩ゴハンを食べて
くる始末。焼肉屋でずーと
（米田さん）『腹が張っとる～』
と、主催者泣かせのセリフを連発！結局、食べた肉はネギタン３枚、豚トロ１枚！と
『焼肉屋に来た意味ねぇ～』と思いながら、ふと米田さんの手元を見てみると、
すごいお箸の使い方！(ヘタクソ！) あんなにパソコンの前で細かい作業やパスを切るくせに、
ネギタンの上に乗ってる具材をテーブルにボロボロこぼす始末。
あまりの情け無さに自分とケンジが大爆笑し、会場が一気に和やかムードにヒートアップ！
自分のお腹もヒートアップ！！頼みすぎた大ごはんの残りを『焼肉屋では、ごはんは食べないんですよ～』とオーダー前に聞いていたにもかかわらずケンジに無理やり強要！！
図２:嫌々、オーナー食べ残しの大ごはんを詰め込むモデルケンジ
（それを見てニヤニヤしながら写真を撮るオーナーユウジ）
そんなこんなで依然、盛り下がりっぱなしのケンジ誕生日会！
これではオーナーの威厳が保たれないことを危惧した自分は
『２次会でも行きますか？』
と、心にも無いこと発言！いや、これは失言！！
実は仕事が鬼のようにたまっている為、できれば焼肉屋で終了させ、さっさと仕事を片付けたい思惑があったのであるが、がっしかし、意外にもケンジ＆米田さんが意気投合！予想外の展開に少々戸惑いを感じたが言ってしまったものはしかたがない、はっきりいって迷惑だが２次会の席をもうけることにしたのである・・・・・・・・・・
図３:２次会決定後のケンジの表情！いかにこの一軒目が辛かった事を物語る・・・
場末の焼肉屋、後ろに映る子供用のイスが泣かせます。
次回、嵐のケンジ誕生日会！第２話『米田さん！ちょっと、ちょっとちょっと！！』
につづく・・・・・・・おたのしみに！！
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米田さんの風俗みたいな写真ものせてください♪
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